lolomgheylookitsme:

lolomgheylookitsme:

it is 47 degrees today that is it i quit australia goodbye friends i am gone

i don’t think you understand

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lzbth:

hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division in their heads?? ppl who can balance chemical equations?? doctors?? surgeons?? ppl who can remember dates?? and phone numbers?????? ALL AMAZING

bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

askmeifimadalek:

bofurthebrodwarf:

zetterbergs:

nelkhael:

Throne of Games.

#lies down

I love how terrified that girl looks

"quick becky if we’re rly quiet we can get away"
ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

hotclog:

trying to impress somebody like

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donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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