i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
when you don’t get enough likes on a status
When you stub your toe
i only have two emotions
- yeah man
- nah son